Miss. Understood Club

Hi. My name is Miss. Understood. Miss. Velma Understood. I had the good fortune of being born a Vulture - a King Vulture {or, as I like to say a QUEEN Vulture}. Some years back, I started a club for all the other Miss. Understoods in this world and boy, it has really flourished. It’s filled with lovely ladies from all walks of life that I now have the pleasure of calling my dearest friends.

This club is exclusive. To join you MUST be creepy, crawly, scary, hairy, stinky, slimy, or… just plain gross. In our club, we love our differences. We embrace what makes us unique no matter what anyone else thinks. Our club is a place for us to belong & to really accept ourselves and each other for exactly what we are… PERFECT.

To celebrate our club, we each created a scrapbook page filled with all the things we love about ourselves - even the things others may find, dare I say, unsavory.

In the following pages you will find our